Scott had never had sex in his life, so his buddy told him that he’d take him to a girl that would teach him a few things. He agrees.
Later that week, Scott’s in a room with a girl. She takes off her clothes, and asks him, “Do you know what I want?” Scott says, quitehonestly, “No.”
She lies down on the bed, and asks him the same question again.
Again,he answers, “No.”
Now, she’s not sure exactly what to do, so she spreads her legs all the way; we’re talking ’spread-eagle.’ She asks, “Now do you know what Iwant?”
He answers, “Yeah. You want the whole bed to yourself.”