Friday, July 23, 2010

Some Thoughts While Stroking ...

Yes, men are easily smitten by a babe who looks like she came straight off the box cover of an adult video. Here, once again, it's all in the visuals. Whether it's the way she unabashedly embraces her sexuality or the "come hither" look on her face, the girl who looks and acts wanton will always have a horde of men buzzing around her.

Want proof? Count the number of strip clubs in your town.

Friend recruitment
The very astute woman will go right to the source in her quest to manipulate you -- the one place you go to for your ideas and support.
Your friends. On a night out with your pals she might take advantage of moments alone with them to drop hints about what's on her mind, things she might like, and ideas for things that would make her happy. The goal here, of course, is simple. If you go to your friends in the days leading up to Christmas or her birthday looking for ideas, your pals might just mimic back her desired gift list.Counterattack: You could stoop to her level and do the same with her friends. Instead of focusing on gift ideas, getting her friends to see your side of arguments or agree with you on general things that crop up in your relationship will drive her insane. If her friends stick up for you in arguments, she's lost her rant support system. Be careful here, though; sometimes this manipulation tactic will leave you in a crunch, so tread lightly.

Natural Highlights
Run a bit of lemon juice through your hair, then sit in the sun for 15-20 minutes, for natural, subtle highlights. Be sure to condition afterwards so the lemon doesn't irritate your scalp.
Static-Free Hair Problems with static when you brush your hair? Take a tiny bit of lotion and run it through your hair ... but not at the roots. This will make it much more manageable and keep the static away.

1. It's an incentive to show up.
2. It reduces stress.
3. It leads to more honest communication.
4. It reduces complaints about low pay.
5. It cuts down on time off because you can work with a hangover.
6. Employees tell management what they think, not what management wants to hear.
7. It helps save on heating costs in the winter.
8. It encourages carpooling.
9. It increases job satisfaction because if you have a bad job, you don't realize it.
10. It eliminates vacations because people would rather come to work.
11. It makes fellow employees look better.
12. It makes conversations easier.
13. It promotes honesty.
14. It makes the cafeteria food taste better.
15. Bosses are more likely to hand out raises when they are wasted.
16. Salary negotiations are a lot more profitable.
17. Suddenly, farting during a meeting isn't so embarrassing.

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