Saturday, July 24, 2010

Thoughts While Exposing My Clitty

The Head Shake Don't emulate the exaggerated oral techniques in porn movies, especially that move where the guy sticks his tongue straight out and instead of licking, shakes his whole head side to side between the woman's legs till his ears slap against her thighs.

It looks dumb even on camera and it doesn't work in real life.

It's good to lick, and it's good to keep your tongue loose and relaxed. But don't get sloppy or slobbery. Use a little restraint and don't pant. If your oral technique reminds her of her pet Golden Retriever, that won't be a turn-on. At least, we hope not. A Woman knows what another woman wants ... trust so does a tgirl!

Thinking About Dancing ...Your first and most important concern is to find a suitable club. It needs to be a place where you feel safe and comfortable. It doesn't matter how good the money is, if the place makes you feel bad about yourself you'll be miserable working there. Go to the Ultimate Strip Club List and look for clubs in your area.

The reviews will give you a very good idea of whether it's a place you want to work. i.e. If the guy says, "Wow, it was great. This girl let me feel her up" It's obviously not a place you want to work. Looking for a good club is like looking for any other job- you want to get the most money for the least amount of work.

Licking Pussy -- It's fine to make some noise while eating pussy. Moaning is OK; most women like that. Even slurping is acceptable within limits. But sticking your face up in her bush and blowing raspberries or making fart sounds is not going to go over well. Neither will burping.

Do you know what day this is?
Over breakfast one morning, a woman said to her husband, "I bet you don't know what day this is." "Of course I do," he indignantly answered. "How could you think I would forget?" Whereupon he left for the office. At 10 AM, the doorbell rang, and when the woman opened the door, she was handed a box containing a dozen long stemmed red roses. At 1 PM, a foil wrapped, two pound box of her favorite chocolates arrived. Later, a boutique delivered a designer dress. The woman couldn't wait for her husband to come home. "First the flowers, then the chocolate and then the dress!" she exclaimed. "I've never had a more wonderful 'Arbor Day' in all my life!"

"Personally I know nothing about sex because I have always been married." --Zsa Zsa Gabor
"The difference between pornography and erotica is lighting." --Gloria Leonard "There's no shortage of pussy- it's just the delivery system that's messed up." --Dr. Roy V. Schenk
"Some mornings, it's just not worth chewing through the leather straps." --Emo Phillips
"The penis mightier than the sword." --Mark Twain
"Sex is dirty only if it's done right." --Woody Allen
"Sex-appeal is the keynote of our whole civilization." --Henri Bergson
"No sex is better than bad sex." --Germaine Greer
"My husband's German. Every night I get dressed up as Poland and he invades me." --Bette Midler
"Give a man free hands, and you'll know where to find them." --Mae West
"The art of life lies in taking pleasures as they pass, and the keenest pleasures are not intellectual, nor are they always moral." --Aristippus
"Graze on my lips; and if those hills be dry, stray lower, where the pleasant fountains lie." --William Shakespeare
"Give me chastity and continence- but not yet." --Saint Augustine
"Whoever named it necking was a poor judge of anatomy." --Groucho Marx
"If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to do it?" --Bette Midler

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