Tuesday, July 20, 2010

Rub My Clitty ... Don't Poke It!

Having someone insistently jabbing and poking their pointy tongue on your clit and into your pussy is just as creepy and uncomfortable in oral sex as it is in French kissing.

It makes you come off as overeager and unskilled. Relax your tongue and take your time. Gently caress her clit and let her bring her pubes to you.

Go All the WayBegin the oral sex by covering your teeth with your lips and then taking as much of him in your mouth as you can ‑- in one wonderful movement. I'm not saying you have to "deep throat." Just let him see his penis disappear rapidly.

Most women start by licking the head, then take him little by little inside. He won't be expecting a full-length shaft swallow right away ‑- which is why it works so well to
impress him!

Putting his cock in your mouth and then doing nothing is as bad as overdoing it. Most guys don't want to feel like they're face-fucking a cadaver. You need to work it at least a little.

A total lack of effort or enthusiasm on your part is a real buzz kill. If you don't know what to do with your tongue, at least bob your head. After a while, he may want to take a more active role and have you relax while he fucks your mouth, but you need to give him a little encouragement to get him aroused.

This is as bad as a drunken blowjob, and you'll really ruin the moment if you're so wasted that you toss your cookies in her crotch. Remember, keggers and cunnilingus do not mix.

To do a good job eating her out, you need to be able to pay attention and coordinate your tongue action. If you don't throw up, you still might pass out, and that pretty much guarantees you won't get another date with her.

10. Good sex keeps you healthy. It is the best exercise in the world. Saving you money on medical cost and gym fees.
9. Good sex keeps you from spending money as easily. You want to keep your clothes off. Face it, it is much harder to spend money naked than fully clothed.
8. Good sex makes you want to spend TIME, not money on the one that you want.
7. Good sex makes you crave your partner and not starbucks. You will save a fortune on not splurging on little things that make you happy for a brief moment. The knowledge that your cravings will be filled for hours at home will stop you from spending on little expenses through out the day.
6. Good sex makes you eat less. You will save thousands a year on lower food comsumption bills.
5. Good sex makes you want to plan for your future. It is so much easier to plan for a great future when you know what one aspect of your life will be.
4. Good sex is a great way to cut down on entertainment expenses. Do you really need the dinner, movie, and the perfect outfit?
3. Good sex is a vacation every time. Do you really need to spend thousands seeing Mickey Mouse in his little red button shorts? Or would you rather see your mate without any pants on at all?
2. Great sex saves you hundreds on utility bills. You create your own heat in the winter and ice cubes are now much more exciting in the summer. The number ONE reason...depending on if you are career minded …
1. Great sex puts you in a different frame of mind. Your co-workers wonder if you have successfully gained a new promotion or if you know something that they don’t know. It will drive them nuts, putting you in a position to out perform them. They will spend their time worrying, why you have the confidence to get the job done.

Think about what things have turned you on in the past and focus on them now to jump-start your arousal. Fantasize about a steamy sexual encounter, replay a scene from a sexy movie or imagine yourself naked with your favorite celebrity.
If you enjoy additional stimulation, put on some sexy music or read some erotica.

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