Wednesday, October 7, 2009

Saturday, August 29, 2009

Rules of Driving



- Never pass on the left when you can pass on the right.
- Speed limits are arbitrary figures, given only as suggestions, and are apparently not enforceable during rush hour.
- Just because you're in the left lane and have no room to speed up or move over doesn't mean that a driver flashing his high beams behind you doesn't think he can go faster in your spot.
- Always slow down and rubberneck when you see an accident, or even if someone is just changing a tire.
- Throwing litter on the roads adds color to the landscape and gives Adopt-a-Highway crews something to clean up.
- It is assumed that state police cars passing at high speed may be followed in the event you need to make up a few minutes on your way to work, or the beach.
- Remember that the goal of every good driver is to get there first, by whatever means necessary.
- Real female drivers can put on pantyhose, apply eye makeup, and balance the checkbook at seventy-five miles per hour during a snowstorm in bumper-to-bumper traffic.

Wednesday, August 12, 2009

I Always Thought It Was Kinky Sex!





A neutron star is the strongest magnet in the universe. The magnetic field of a neutron star is a million million times stronger than Earth's magnetism.

Wednesday, July 29, 2009

Facts About The Penis



Over 90% of all men have a penis size that is between 6.25 and 7.2 inches when fully erect. Most would not consider this a big penis. You can enlarge your penis quicker by using natural penis enlargement pills and a natural penis enlargement exercise at home. Over 32 million men in the USA alone suffer from various degrees of Erectile Dysfunction (Impotence). Most men when asked "how would you increase the size of your penis", they would enlarge their penis naturally...using natural penis enlargement products. In a penis size survey, the average penis size was 6.5 inches. In a poll conducted by Durex™ Condoms, 67% of women said that they were unsatisfied with the size of their partner's penis size . Most men (85%-average) ejaculate within 3 minutes of penetrating their partner, and some 85% of women report almost never having orgasms during intercourse. This is known as premature ejaculation. By age 27, 97% of men have 1/5 the number of erections they did when they were 20. Some 98% of men have a penis that is considerably weaker, smaller and less developed than what they could possess. Penis Exercises can help. Studies say that at least 1 in 5 relationship failures is due to sexual dysfunction or impotence sexual dysfunction. Penis exercises can help impotence treatment, and can cure or treat impotence. By age 50, the average man will have lost half an inch from the length of his penis. You can increase penis length by natural penis enlargement methods. Nearly 90% of men would increase the size of their penis if they could do so affordably and safely. Over 75% of men have poor or restricted blood flow to their penis and testicles. Circulation has a direct impact on sexual performance and sex-drive. Very Interesting!